Do you think I should move?

I live in a small town far away from civilization...... monsters come and smash buildings a lot, we have a lot of roaches, and the Taco Bell closed...... My favorite fast food place...... And the mayor is a mule.... Who makes stupid laws like...... No chicken after seven p.m., Talking parakeets not allowed, and no crude statues of snakes wearing a chef hat...... Plus we are putting in an onion soup factory.....